Wishes of the Genie

This is another fun game

One user will make a wish, then, the next poster grants the wish but twists it in a way to make it horrible, then they themselves ask a wish of their own and it continues.

Here's an example:

User One:

I wish for a new car

User Two:

Granted! But it doesn't have an engine.

I wish for a big pile of money.

User Three:

Granted! But you can never spend it.

I wish for a new laptop.

You get the idea?